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Jaylanda 

Some may think it is a ghetto name, but no sweetie, no. Incorrect. It means when someone with the name of Wanda hooks up with her best friends brother named jay, then they sleep together and Wanda gets pregnant which produces the baby names Jaylanda. So if this is not true for you and your child is named Jaylanda you should rethink your life choices because this may upset them. So basically never sleep won't anyone named Jay.
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She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
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Jaylana is a nice and loving girl and has all the boys loving her. She has many amazing friends that love her. She will do anything to keep her friends happy.
Woah Jaylana is hot
jaylana by Jonah Corrie December 1, 2016

Jaylonda 

You may think this person is odd when you first meet them, but thats just the trauma talking. This person has been through a lot, but is still the life of the party. There the friend that you want to tell all of your secrets to. But there fucking weird. Like, they say really weird things sometimes. And that ok, because you love them. But they're still amazing. And smexy. Most people want to be there friend. Who wouldn't wanna be this amazingly exotic and interestingly odd persons friend?
"Wow, Jaylonda is such a crackhead!"

"Jaylonda is so pretty!"

"Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? Go talk to Jaylonda!"

"Put the fucking stick down Jaylonda!!"

"Jaylonda is HAWT."
Jaylonda by Apersonwhoneedshelp3000 September 3, 2020

jaymanda 

|26.🤘🏾|👶🏾Philly.🦅->🌇Tampa.
FLAWDAA GIRL 🌴🤞🏾💕
Mommy to a 👸🏾 and 🤴🏾

Keep that toxic shit away 🚫👋🏾
March Pisces 🌹✨
Jaymanda is great follow her on ig @flawdaa.shorty
jaymanda by Jae813 July 21, 2021
She’s beautiful. Kind and very hot. She’s amazing sexy. She’s a whole snack. She’s also very greedy with what’s hers.
“Jaylanna is soo fine bro
Jaylanna by Banana cocks June 25, 2022
A fictional country formed by a bunch of dumbasses, in a high school.
Boy, Jayland is a model country.