Jayeshwar

Cool Indian dude who has a goal and will do anything to achieve it.
Gets all the girls but sticks with one of them... not like all those dumbshits who grab'n'go.

Santa: What would you like for Christmas my child?
A kid with some common sense: I would like to eliminate all sources of communism! I would also like a Jayeshwar!
Santa: Good choice... although I shouldn't elimina-
Kid (w/SCS): Thanks Santa!