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Jagteshwar

King of kings Every head shall bow under his greatness hardcore sexy guy most richest famous
Jagteshwar is a such a good guy
Jagteshwar by Katyal November 24, 2021

jagteshwar

They are very outspoken and enthusiastic people. They love to be in crowd but not in a friendly way, they love to have people follow them. They can love themselves to an extent of extreme narcissism but can also hate themselves to extreme self depreciation. They can make stories easily, that’s why they find it easy to manipulate people. They are literally the showstoppers. They don’t love usually but when they do find yourself lucky because they love hard.
She- hey is jagteshwar your boyfriend?

She2- yaa, it’s been 2 years.
She- you are so lucky!! ( i wish i had her boyfriend )
jagteshwar by Dodo pingu November 23, 2021

Jayeshwar 

Cool Indian dude who has a goal and will do anything to achieve it.
Gets all the girls but sticks with one of them... not like all those dumbshits who grab'n'go.
Santa: What would you like for Christmas my child?
A kid with some common sense: I would like to eliminate all sources of communism! I would also like a Jayeshwar!
Santa: Good choice... although I shouldn't elimina-
Kid (w/SCS): Thanks Santa!
Jayeshwar by HeyJayMDud January 19, 2018
Janeshwar is usually the sweetest, cutest yet sexiest boy alive in this entire universe. It is impossible to find someone else with such wonderful eyes and nose and lips. He has such an amazing personality and he is so full of good vibes that people feel blessed in his presence. He is so much fun to be around that he attracts all the ladies and even the men are drawn to his unfailable charm. He has such a big, generous heart and speaks with so much of kindness and compassion, not only with his friends but even with strangers and animals. He can even be intelligent, full of creativity and passionate about what he truly loves. Nowhere else in this universe does such beauty reside and it is impossible for someone not to fall in love with him at first sight.
Wow, I met a Janeshwar the other day and I couldn't breathe properly with the butterflies in my stomach and the fluttering of the heart that he ignited in me.
Janeshwar by fanatic7 August 16, 2018

Japteshwar

A really nice and humble person with good taste. A good _____
Japteshwar is good.
Japteshwar by Japteshwar August 4, 2020

jivteshwar 

ur such a jivteshwar
jivteshwar by johhny20915 November 26, 2020
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