Javes

Balding 'holic with an extremely high hairline who's often found creeping about nightclubs trying to seduce women with his constantly surprised looking eyebrows.

Did you see the guy who who was constantly pestering your beau last night? He was a complete Javesy

by Jidified October 10, 2010

Javes

Javes is a gay individual that lives in Maryland, he has a small pee pee and Javes if your reading this Samuel did not write this😉

Hi I’m Javes and I have a small pee pee

by Enok with the fat cock September 26, 2018

Javes

Javes is a gay individual that lives in Maryland, his pee pee is under 3 inches and no Javes Samuel didn’t write this!

Hi I’m Javes, I like fuckin kangaroos

by Enok with the fat cock September 26, 2018

JaVeS

A name that is pronounced by saying lace, but the c is replaced with v and an s at the end.. A name that is used in Discord, although it's rare to find one, if you're very lucky, you'll be rewarded with a friendship you'll never regret.

Jias: Hey man, have you met a friend named JaVeS in Discord ?
Sairax: nah man, who is that guy ?
Jias: I won't tell you who he is, but you'll meet him. Soon.

by ᴶᶦᵃˢ' ᶠᴮᴵ March 22, 2021

James Grimes

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”

James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf

by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

James Ladner

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

James beak

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak

James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them

by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022