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Javes is a gay individual that lives in Maryland, he has a small pee pee and Javes if your reading this Samuel did not write this😉
Hi I’m Javes and I have a small pee pee
Javes by Enok with the fat cock September 26, 2018
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javesh • JavesXL • Jave • Jave Smite • jaes • Jakesexual • Jaeshon • jadessa • jaesean • jaesha
Javes is a gay individual that lives in Maryland, his pee pee is under 3 inches and no Javes Samuel didn’t write this!
Hi I’m Javes, I like fuckin kangaroos
Javes by Enok with the fat cock September 26, 2018
A name that is pronounced by saying lace, but the c is replaced with v and an s at the end.. A name that is used in Discord, although it's rare to find one, if you're very lucky, you'll be rewarded with a friendship you'll never regret.
Jias: Hey man, have you met a friend named JaVeS in Discord ?
Sairax: nah man, who is that guy ?
Jias: I won't tell you who he is, but you'll meet him. Soon.
JaVeS by ᴶᶦᵃˢ' ᶠᴮᴵ March 22, 2021

James Grimes 

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”
James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf
James Grimes by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.
The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins
James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

James beak 

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak
James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them
James beak by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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