Jaul Jogba is the true name of football player “Paul Pogba”. Then “P”s are swapped with “J”s to signify his love for jogging and walking through games, and his lack of workrate. He is obese and lazy, and holds United back. He has a cult following called “Pogbasexual”s who back him regardless of form, club or national team. He is finished.

“Jaul Jogba leave my club”

“United need to sell Jaul Jogba”

“-Reps Jogba”

jaul jogba by CarrickEra June 7, 2021

Related Words

Jaulk • jalk • Julk • jalking • Julka • Julker • jaflk • jailkate • jalkata • jalkholate

Leo Jalkanen

A person who is super sexy and very masculine

BRO 1 : Did you see that hot man
BRO 2 : Yes, He was a LEO JALKANEN
BR0 1 : awesomesauce

Leo Jalkanen by waldez27 October 28, 2019

jalk

A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.

I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.

jalk by eido June 13, 2008

jalkholate

to masturbate, to beat the meat,

After I saw Kim Kardashian's ass, I jalkholated for 2 hours last night

jalkholate by Hameed June 11, 2008

jaul

To go out on the town, to have a fun time. South African origin, now in use by South African's in America as well Also closely related to "partying" as we call it here.

After supper lets go jauling.

jaul by skulky January 28, 2004

jalk

A jog with intermittent walking in beween jogs.

I jalked all the way home.
I couldn't jog the whole distance so I jalked.
The girl was jalking along the towpath.
Do you want to jalk with me?
Look at those jalkers.
He jalks to keep fit.

jalk by swiggie May 9, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026