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jaykatana
jaykatana AKA the greatest rapper alive
“yo you heard that new katana leak??????”
“yeah bro that shit was fire”
“yo you heard that new katana leak??????”
“yeah bro that shit was fire”
jaykatana by storagesystem52 May 18, 2021
Jalbatard
"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.
"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
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wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"
"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."
"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"
"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"
--
wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"
"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."
"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"
"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"
Jaleata
Everyone treats her like a queen. She is has the “not like other girls” attitude and everyone bows down to her without her trying. She can be very nice or make you live life like hell
Girl 1: You know Jaleata
Girl 2: I love her
Girl 1: Excuse me
Girl 2: She hurt Damian and now he’s hella depressed
Girl 1: Don’t talk to me until your ready to accept Jaleata.
(Girl 1 tells everyone that Girl 2 doesn’t like Jaleata and so now Girl 2 is shunned out of “popular” group)
Girl 2: I love her
Girl 1: Excuse me
Girl 2: She hurt Damian and now he’s hella depressed
Girl 1: Don’t talk to me until your ready to accept Jaleata.
(Girl 1 tells everyone that Girl 2 doesn’t like Jaleata and so now Girl 2 is shunned out of “popular” group)
Jaleata by NesquikLorddd June 22, 2019
jackatard
I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.
jackatard by The Decorator May 10, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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