jalkata 

jal+kata. 'jal' means water (fluid)
'kata' means flow
during intercourse female genital gets wet and then secretes juice

tomar gud jal katchhe (your pussy is secreting)

jalkata by nicky S November 27, 2004

jaykatana 

jaykatana AKA the greatest rapper alive
“yo you heard that new katana leak??????”

“yeah bro that shit was fire”

me and my niggas so pretty like jaykatana

jaykatana by storagesystem52 May 18, 2021

Jalbatard

"Jalbatards" are fans of, "actress", Jessica Alba. They usually consist of vast amounts of males, under the age of 12 to 75. It varies. Jalbatards will usually have Jessica Alba Icons/Avatars/Signatures etc. whenever you see them trolling a forum of some kind, creating spam threads...about Jessica Alba. If you say anything to offend Jalba in anyway, they will attack you almost instantly, saying things like "GTFO n00b jellus fag" etc. The only real way to avoid conflict with the Jalbatard, is to stay away from well known gaming forums, computer tech forums, and anime forums. You will be guaranteed to find Jalbatars lurking in the dark shadows there.

"ORIGINAL POST BY: jessicaalbaistehhotness
--
wolud yo u hit it??/?
*posts picture of Jessica Alba bending over at the beach*"

"AstroidHunter Says:
Yeah sure, but I prefer a little meat on my bone."

"jessicaalbaistehhotness Says:
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOT n00b basturd yu dont no shit bout her"

"Nirvanix Says:
UHOH, it's a Jalbatard, get a mod, quick!!"

Jalbatard by Slatebait February 8, 2009

Jaleata 

Everyone treats her like a queen. She is has the “not like other girls” attitude and everyone bows down to her without her trying. She can be very nice or make you live life like hell

Girl 1: You know Jaleata

Girl 2: I love her
Girl 1: Excuse me
Girl 2: She hurt Damian and now he’s hella depressed
Girl 1: Don’t talk to me until your ready to accept Jaleata.
(Girl 1 tells everyone that Girl 2 doesn’t like Jaleata and so now Girl 2 is shunned out of “popular” group)

Jaleata by NesquikLorddd June 22, 2019

jackatard

A user who is convinced computer viruses are transmitted only over hard line connections.

I told that jackatard he is not getting the wifi password, there are patch cables provided on the table.

jackatard by The Decorator May 10, 2018

jankata 

a word used to say that someone is peder

you are jankata

jankata by majnkrafter August 11, 2021

jakata

Ethan hatala

ethan hatala is jakata

jakata by Okey love I hope you’re having March 31, 2024