jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.

1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!

by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007

jefferine

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

by mrexotic September 5, 2012

jabbering

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic

Tom was jabbering to megan

by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Jaering

Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.

British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.

by Bonzeko October 9, 2020

jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects

John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.

by Wingster January 12, 2009

Jeffening

When Jeff receives admin rights in a discord channel and begins to transform everyone account into 'Jeff'. This leads to the eventual termination of the channel by the original owner.

Hey guys, remember when Jeff took over the discord channel... That was a real jeffening.

by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. September 2, 2018