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To be completely dropped and excluded. When another groupchat is made without you. (Excluded from a group of friends)
"Wow remember that Frederick kid"
"Yea he got totally excluded!"
"What a loser, totally jason'd him"
Jason'd by Triplej69 February 9, 2020
When you are playing a computer game and someone is taking a long time to load into the game causing the game to not start.
P1: Why has the game not started yet?
P2: Because there is a Jason on the other team.
P3: Ya this game is Jason'd.
Jason'd by smile 27 December 4, 2021
Jason'd by Mudkipnoob4000 February 4, 2022
A Term used in fifa when the player is terrible in the first 45 minutes of the game and then and half time he passes to controller to someone who is much better and completely destroy's you in the second half
For FUCK Sake I'm getting jason'd
Jason'd by Kieranplayz169 October 28, 2019
To be ignored by someone you are dating and/or friends with
She just jason'd me, I thought we were friends
jason'd by VANILIA-THUNDER June 5, 2014

Jason .D. Davis jr 

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.
Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.
Jason .D. Davis jr by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018
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