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Jasnery is a very is very weird, funny, and annoying. Jasnery always seems to get mad at the smallest things you do and if your right she will keep insisting that she is right and you are wrong. Have food, hide it quick Jasnery will beg you until you give her food and if you don't she will hate you for the rest of the day!!!!
Jasnery is hungry, Run!!!
Jasnery by Flamingo_idk April 29, 2019
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Acting in the manner of a jawn.
There's nothing but jawnery in this house.
Jawnery by Cut Quanta November 26, 2002
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The most intelligent girl that anyone could ever meet. She is a wonderful friend and a fantastic super junior fan. She is the best and I hope she will appreciate my efforts.
Friend #1: She is awesome.
Me: Oh that must be Janery. :)
Janery by Jinki's 1&ONLY October 4, 2011
Janery is a name
Janery by ICECREAM_ February 24, 2017
Major Wimp, Flake Out, Wussy, Someone who is afraid to be outgoing!
Ugh, He's such a freakin jaspery!

She's Not gonna fight me, she's a jaspery!
Jaspery by keelers&oreo July 13, 2009
A sweet girl who is a bit of a annoying person, but caring and loving. They have quite a sad life but makes things super fun. She loves to make her best friends laugh. She'll do anything just to make her best friends happy. She's a epic gamer and a artist like her best friends :D She's a bit of a troublemaker and doesn't really do most of her school work but gets a little good grade in the end. She's very pretty and beautiful. If she gets a insult she'd either 1) Cry to her best friends or 2) Clap back. She can be a bitch sometimes and be somewhat of a trump supporter.
Girl 1: Hey ! You dumbass !!!! BAHAHHAH JANNERY CAN'T DO SHIT
Jannery: Listen here, I'll give you 3 seconds before I bring out my nerf gun. Bitch.
jannery by kehigaoulbv November 23, 2020
Adjective- a boy that is very sensitive to the moods of others around him or a boy that suffers frequent mood swings in which he is compared to the fictional character Jasper Hale.
My ex-boyfriend was so jaspery, I had to break up with him.
Jaspery by Wordy Spencer May 9, 2009
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