Girl with big boobs,big smile,bipolar asf and a ride or die you will never wanna lose her and not to mention she's gorgeous inside and out.Betray her and she will dishonor u.A true princess
refers to a sexual act where one pours vodka on the female's dooty slide while performing a tossed salad. Said to produce a pleasant burning sensation as well as numbing things up before rear penetration. See also: analingus/bungfellatio.
After buyin' tha ho' about 6 drinks, I finally gotMikey's girl to let me give her a jasinski.
This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.
I took this really drunk guyhome last night and totally got Jasinskied!