Jars
Jars by jameshunttheshunt January 28, 2009
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JARS
A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.
Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"
Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"
Person A: "Oh, that's good."
Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."
Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"
Person A: "Oh, that's good."
Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."
JARS by Dr. Andrews October 25, 2006
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jars
Short for Jarvan.
Word is used to express discomfort, intense query, contempt, or other related situations.
Can also be used freely in different contexts and can be legitimized based on a person's experience using the word.
Related phrases such as "jars in my vans," "jassr," "jarvan," "jars morant," "tears in my jears" etc.
Inspired by Jarvan IV ultimate in Riot's League of Legends.
Word is used to express discomfort, intense query, contempt, or other related situations.
Can also be used freely in different contexts and can be legitimized based on a person's experience using the word.
Related phrases such as "jars in my vans," "jassr," "jarvan," "jars morant," "tears in my jears" etc.
Inspired by Jarvan IV ultimate in Riot's League of Legends.
Example: "Jars? What do you mean 100% sugar in bubble tea isn't disgusting?"
Example: "Jars?!?!?!?!"
Example: "Jars morant when :jeffmidlane: malds in leej"
Example: "Jars?!?!?!?!"
Example: "Jars morant when :jeffmidlane: malds in leej"
jars by jakeboosted July 28, 2020
Jars of Cancer
Jars of Cancer by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019
jars of clay
Nicky: when Anthony found out that I like the Smashing Pumpkins, he asked me to marry him.
Erika: Oh, that is so Jars of Clay.
Erika: Oh, that is so Jars of Clay.
jars of clay by enksox April 14, 2005
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