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Jarmen Kell 

A Special Unit in C&C Generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices.
"AHH ur Jarmen Kell just sniped all my infantry! *sob*"
Jarmen Kell by Thedarkyoshi September 9, 2007
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Jarmen Kell 

Jarmen Kell is the hero unit for the Global Liberation Army in Command and Conquer Generals. He is from Arab decent. He is the master of stealth and has aim that is unparallelled. He can snipe people out of anything from Humvees to the overlord tank. He is simply a bad ass sniper boss. If you pick the demo general in Zero hour he has the ability to place a bomb.

In the mod Shockwave, he can get the ability to shoot down helicopters and temporarily disable buildings by shooting their power cables.
"I don't care who they are"
"No one escapes!"
"What's the job?"
-Jarmen Kell 2003

God damn it Jarmen Kell just assassinated my Veteran Black Locus.

Jesus Christ Jarmen Kell calm the fuck down, why did you snipe out my overlord?
Jarmen Kell by Dice! February 27, 2012

Jarmen Cashero 

Person who is loving, caring and most healthy individual. It can make your life wonderful w/wo his presence
How followers of deceased rapper XXXTENTACION end their prayers.
Cleveland: Spotlight Uh, Moonlight Uh.

Marcos: Jahmen
Jahmen by Cleveland! January 28, 2019
Any guy is lucky to have her. She's amazing, funny, hot, and Cute. She has an amazing personality. She's out of this world. Every girl wants to be her. Every not wants her. She tells a couple of lies. But can keep a secret. She's out of this world no one can top her.people think she's shy on the inside but once you get to know her she's dangerous, dare devil, Savage, and Hilarious. She staysin a relationship for a very long time.
Jasmen.
Cute
Hot

Amazing
Shy (sometimes)
A girl that can get anybody she wants without even trying . She a true beauty & fun , loving unique person. She is very creative & her minds runs free. She cares for everyone genuinely even if she doesn’t show it . Also, she’s a good kisser & freaky .
Man that girl over their is a true jasmene ... a real dime .
Jasmene by SecretAdmire26 October 3, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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