Jarjarman 

A man or woman that never leaves his home and survives off jar and canned food.

I think the neighbor is a jarjarman because I never see him leave his home.

Jarjarman by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021

JarJargon Binks 

A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.

Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."

JarJargon Binks by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015

jarjarbinks 

when you accidently shoot yourself in the ass and the bullet goes through your ass and hits a baby.
thats when you say jarjarbinks

lets leave it at i sat on my gun today . Holy Jarjarbinks!!!!!!!

jarjarbinks by mikaila cochran March 20, 2008

Jarcaranda 

A tropical American tree which has trumpet-shaped flowers,fern-like leaves,and fragment timber.

We planted a Jarcaranda in our garden.

Jarcaranda by Hannahay October 30, 2018

jarjarbinks 

Jarjarbinks is that awesome guy from Star Wars. I haven't ever really watched Star Wars, but whatever. And, also, whenever someone says something about a jar, I like to say JARJARBINKS. Just to freak them out a little.

Joe: Today I was helping my mom clean the basement, and I accidentally dropped a jar, and it broke.
Me: JARJARBINKS.
Joe: What?
Me: Nothing. *looks around suspiciously*
Joe:No, what did you say??
Me: NOTHING. *runs away*

jarjarbinks by purpleness April 8, 2006

Jaskarman 

Jaskarman is a dumb guy who doesn't know how to skate.

Look at Jaskarman, what a shit skater.

Jaskarman by simysimsim January 30, 2022