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A kind loving potato who is very homiesexual. Will spot all of yer spelling mistakes and laugh. Commonly mistaken for JarGay, which is not true at all because he aint never did no gay shit. I promise.
Jargey: Simone, jargey loves you more than jess!
Simone: Ikr he totally does :sip:
Jargey by MegaSip January 19, 2020
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Jargy Station 

An unwanted 20,000 gallon underground structure, that in the 19th Century, Joe Biden’s grandpop went state to state building in people’s backyards, while employed by the Merelonge Company.
Damnit, Joe’s grandpop just built another Jargy Station right in our backyard!
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harpo jarvey 

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow
"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"
harpo jarvey by Tim is Kitty September 5, 2009
a term uses when a item is a fake or replica of a authentic item e.g. clothing etc.
''Those Yeezys are jarge''
jarge by vcdhcgqi72u March 16, 2017
Used to describe an Object(s) of complete randomness.
(Usually used in Modern Slang)

-Noun
-Plural Jargen
I seriously got Harrisburg Joe to drop a duffle bag full of jargen on 3-mile Island.

-Bam Margera
The man.

Very charismatic, womanizer, savage.
That jarvey Jibbster.
Jarvey by Efwills January 26, 2015
I believe it is the tangled up vines of wild grapes and wild ivies that twist up and around the trees

And around on rocks, bushes, the ground and the density of a tangled up mess and no easy way to get through.
"During each trip to Maine, I visited Knights camp. It was never easy to find. There is no way to overstate hoe thick and confusing the jarsey is, or the astonishment provoked, every time, by stepping from the dense forest into the site." Michael Fink else author of "The Stranger in the Woods."
Jarsey by Wicked Mainer March 4, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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