Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.
Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear
by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011
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Wow! he was totally jare bear!
by tonelktony October 17, 2006
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Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
by cabknhr February 16, 2009
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Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?
by Yagggahab May 21, 2023
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