Jare

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A name given to someone who is played. One who wears their heart on their sleeve leaving them prime for being taken. A person who can be easily taken advantage of. Someone who will place trust and belief in someone and not think twice about it regardless of reputation. A person who can be lied to and manipulated repeatedly. An extremely gullible human being.

Kris; "So you told him you stayed home last night and he believed you?"
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."

Jare by EpicFail10 September 17, 2012

Words you can keep

Jare

A kick or punch to the genitals.

More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.

Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."

Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.

Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!

Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!

Jare by atomicrebirth October 16, 2008

Related Words

Jared • Jarell • jared leto • Jaren • jareer • Jaret • Jareth • jared kleinman • Jarek • jare bear

jare bear

1. Super sexy sweet

Wow! he was totally jare bear!

jare bear by tonelktony November 6, 2006

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

Jare Bear by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011

Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"

"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."

Jare-bear by cabknhr February 15, 2009

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

jare's by Jared November 21, 2003

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

Jare-Bear by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026