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Janson
Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.
Janson by Janson Lover February 3, 2010
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Jansoon • janson • jangooni • jansson • janzoon • jaysoon • ben janson • brandi janson • Emil Jansson • jimmy jansson
janson
janson by Wes Janson April 27, 2005
Janson
Don't janson my cigarettes! Can't you buy your own?!" or "Stop being a douche. I know that you're waiting for me to buy lunch so you'd be able to janson it!
brandi janson
Sexy, seductive, cunning, smart, addictive. You don't want to piss off a Brandi Janson, revenge is well thought out and the repercussions are severe. Brandi Janson is an amazing lover, with skills and warmth one could not find anywhere else. If your lucky enough to have a Brandi Janson fall in love with you, you will find a loyal caring companion who will erase the concept of ever having snagged anyone else. If you fall in love with her, good luck! Your in for the most amazing and possibly painful time if your life. Don't lose her, because you will spend the rest of your life screwing ugly woodland creatures wondering where you fucked up and why you can't get over the loss.
She wishes she was a Brandi Janson, stupid bitch don't she know Brandi Janson is in a league of her own.
brandi janson by Tiredon3 November 14, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026