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A Jew that denies it. Likes the holiday Hannike.
She is so Jannike!
Jannike by HP&CO December 7, 2010
Words you can keep
Moderator or Janitor of an image board or forum, who do their job for free.
Jannies always ruin the cunny threads
Jannie by knuckles77 December 17, 2019
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A family oriented person, a great friend, and a loving partner. Her strong personality is often misunderstood, but knowing her deeply will let you uncover her sensitive and kind side. She is intelligent, goal-oriented, and is very responsible, which makes her a great worker and colleague. Once you treat her right, she does the same to you. If you choose to be her life partner, love her, be attentive to her needs, and make her happy. If she blooms under your care, she will turn out to be the best woman you've ever known.
Jannine is an awesome friend.
Jannine by PenguinMarf June 10, 2021
Jannik is a noble, forthright, kind and trustworthy human being.

Bees, dogs, cats and squirrels love him.

This charming and handsome man always has an elegant and moderate demeanour, a huge heart and a clever and fair response to daily life matters.
My beloved Jannik is a treasured friend and partner.
Jannik by Chamaemelum_nobile June 27, 2019
Deragotary form of word "janitor" used to refer to moderators of forums and imageboards in an offensive manner; in particular to those, who block users for something minor, or for being generally oversensitive.
Originates from 4chan's /sp/ board.
Fucking Jannie blocked me for Pepe-posting.
Jannie by VR456 March 31, 2019

Jannicke 

Jannicke is a awsome girl, everywhere she goes she is the biggest babe in the room!
All the other girl are jealous of Jannicke, she is super cute.
Person 1: I feel a babe in the room!
Person 2: Yeah, Jannicke is here.
Person 1: Oh, I understand.
Jannicke by lifesaver November 8, 2012
A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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