Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

Janking off by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

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Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

Janking Off by rock11 May 26, 2006

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jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

jacking off by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007