Janking off 

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

Janking off by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Janking Off 

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

Janking Off by rock11 May 26, 2006

jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

jacking off by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

Jenking Off 

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

Jenking Off by School Wizard February 27, 2011

Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner

I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

Jacking Off by Jack Atlas, Master of Faster April 11, 2022

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

jacking off by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

jacking off

masturbating

i like to jack off

jacking off by baby November 5, 2003