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Jenking

A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.

This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.
by Pseudonym#2 July 13, 2010
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v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.
"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"
by NickSS October 3, 2005
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jenking

when a guy&girl have sex in one of their parents room. THIS IS A MORTAL SIN.
person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
by lonlover6point9 October 26, 2011
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Francesco why were you jenking your sister at the bagel shop??
by Steven here November 1, 2025
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Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.
by School Wizard February 27, 2011
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Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out
"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".
by hedup34 May 1, 2009
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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