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The only God that you can call daddy and not go to hell for.
I just went to church today, and prayed to daddy 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚘”

“Jancalo is just such a God!”
Jancalo by HalfOfTheTwoManArmy November 24, 2021
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Jándalo 

"Man, I really don't wanna wake up and go to work tomorrow morning but I gotta pay my child support."

"Jándalo, guey!"
Jándalo by jmoney26 May 13, 2010
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Jancarlos 

A funny guy that most of the time his voice cracks when he tells funny ass jokes
Jancarlos by jose chica May 14, 2014
yo i wish i had big dick energy like jancarlo
jancarlo by bbcboiz August 22, 2018

Jangaloon 

Somebody that acts like a complete moron.
Mom: Put on some pants Josh!
Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them.
Mom: Quit acting like a jangaloon and do what I say!
Jangaloon by JoshF4444 December 18, 2008

Jacaloon 

A jackass that can be funny and silly..
Noel: Kate your such a bitch but you your my bitch..(smiles)
Kate: Noel your such a Jacaloon
Jacaloon by Chubbysboo December 17, 2008
A women who is as old as a "cougar" but not as good looking
Stifler's mom is often thought as being a cougar, but in actuality is a 'Jacalob'.

The 'Jacalob' was discovered at the Gashouse restuatant in Edwards, CO. It is a mountain rabit with horns, but was discovered in coincidence with an ugley cougar at the bar.
Jacalob by Maxwell10 March 23, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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