Jancalo

The only God that you can call daddy and not go to hell for.

“I just went to church today, and prayed to daddy 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚘”

“Jancalo is just such a God!”

by HalfOfTheTwoManArmy November 24, 2021

Jándalo

The Spanglish equivalent of "handle it".

"Man, I really don't wanna wake up and go to work tomorrow morning but I gotta pay my child support."

"Jándalo, guey!"

by jmoney26 May 13, 2010

Jancarlos

A funny guy that most of the time his voice cracks when he tells funny ass jokes

That dude over there is such a jancarlos

by jose chica May 14, 2014

jancarlo

a guy with big dick energy

yo i wish i had big dick energy like jancarlo

by bbcboiz August 22, 2018

Jangaloon

Somebody that acts like a complete moron.

Mom: Put on some pants Josh!
Josh: No, they're constrictive and I don't like them.
Mom: Quit acting like a jangaloon and do what I say!

by JoshF4444 December 18, 2008

Jacaloon

A jackass that can be funny and silly..

Noel: Kate your such a bitch but you your my bitch..(smiles)
Kate: Noel your such a Jacaloon

by Chubbysboo December 17, 2008

Jacalob

A women who is as old as a "cougar" but not as good looking

Stifler's mom is often thought as being a cougar, but in actuality is a 'Jacalob'.

The 'Jacalob' was discovered at the Gashouse restuatant in Edwards, CO. It is a mountain rabit with horns, but was discovered in coincidence with an ugley cougar at the bar.

by Maxwell10 March 23, 2008