janal

the act of accidentally hitting the wrong hole during vaginal intercourse thus causing the woman to "jump". a very quick accidental anal penetration.

tiffany and i were doing it and i gave her a quick janal! she was very pissed!

by funny shitz July 25, 2012

Janal

To butt chug a mixture of Tito's Vodka and Adderall, whilst having two pairs of underwear on. Then after feat is over, you take an upper decker in a public toilet.

Jane took a Janal at the The Bachelorette party

by Woodu July 21, 2023

Janal

to have anal sex with a woman called jane.

maaan, i heard that, that stuart guy had janal.

by ianmlian February 25, 2009

Janal

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Janal

janal getting blacked 🐍

janal gets bummed aggressively

by reecenaylor23 September 28, 2023

Janal Fever

An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.

"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"

"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."

by Janal Maniac December 24, 2014

cold jamal

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo

ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.

by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022