To butt chug a mixture of Tito's Vodka and Adderall, whilst having two pairs of underwear on. Then after feat is over, you take an upper decker in a public toilet.
An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."