Jamockney

A person who talks Jamaican slang intermixed with cockney sayings. Constantly switches from a cockney to Jamaican accent.

Example of Jamockney "Alright geezer, what a gwan ?"

by Venomm October 6, 2012

Jamokey

An idiot, jerk et al

Also: jamokie

I nearly got into an accident today because some jamokey cut me off.

by Gman's Momma February 17, 2009

Guľôčka v jamôčke

This is a thing that was made by fucking slovakians and it's their only weapon i swear to god

SK PERSON: OH LOL YOU CANT SAY GUĽÔČKA V JAMÔČKE LMAOO
literally anyone else: fuck off

by Uwubakaoniichan April 8, 2021

Jockney

An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.

I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.

by Lord Football October 22, 2008

Jacockey

Sucking your own penis for personal sexual pleasure.

I gave myself a nice smooth jacockey last night.

by Jalil wheet September 26, 2013

jalockey

when some numbnuts acts like he caught someone lackin but they weren’t, that’s jalockey.

Some guy: “Caught you lackin bro”
Bro: Nah bro that’s jalockey

by weinerwilliam March 14, 2024

A Jamooney

When you accidently wear an all blue outfit.

Man yesterday I wore blue underwear, a blue tshirt, and blue sweatpants, I definitely pulled a jamooney.

by ruraldictionary. November 25, 2024