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A slag who sniffs boom boom every weekend without failure, jamnut by every definition is a slut.
Jamnut the slut is out again
Jamnut by Cornishpastydog April 1, 2022
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jamnation 

A curse uttered while doing battle with an ornery copy machine or similar device.
"Jamnation! First, that bloody machine printed out double-sided transparencies, and now it's shredded my originals!!"
jamnation by freakomatic May 15, 2006
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A person that is so stupid that he thinks "bios" refers to the spanish way to purchase an item. Also known as stupid-faggot-face or ass-pound loser tool homo shit dick
Boy I hope Jarnuts never reads this!
Jarnuts by Roger Pedacter February 3, 2004
I was eating a bag of trail mix and I found a jahnut
Jahnut by kalex1 February 15, 2019
A fucking retard who tries to be funny but fails incredibly. Very sociable but that trait is easily counteracted by their inability to stay good friends with someone. They often fake laughs and smiles to fit in, causing them to look like a utter retard
Jarnutz- *exists*
Literally everyone- i fucking hate my life can someone please just erase Jarnutz from existance
Jarnutz by Trisha Paytas frm la September 11, 2016
Jamnuel was different from all others. He was handsome, but he had that appearance which could make him stand out in the crowd. He was fair, almost pale white. His unfathomable, golden brown eyes contrasted exceptionally with his light toned face. His eyes were as deep and expressive, where you could get lost if you stared long enough. His face had that faraway look in it, which cannot be described in words. His smile, which reached up to his eyes and wrinkled them, flaunted his modesty and humility. Often, you could see a hint of pain in his sparkling eyes, which would disappear as suddenly as it emerged. He sometimes spoke too fast, which perhaps revealed how much agony he concealed within himself. Above all was his frame and his stature. He was not extremely muscular, with 8 pack abs or 16 cm biceps. However, he could stand out in a crowd, which was mostly due to his way of carrying himself. But he was simple and innocent.
That Adonis Man looks like Jamnuel.
Jamnuel by UKININAM2400 June 7, 2021
Januth is a very awesome dude with a pure heart.
He knows what he wants, but its hard for him to get it.(introvert).
He is definitely a keeper and most probably one of the tallest guys you know.
januth by Someoneuk June 6, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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