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"Jamban" is more like a made-up word in Malay.
It means "Toilet".

The "Jam" in it is another word that means clock.
This has been used to make jokes.
(Like Dad Jokes)
(Though the word-play is similar to Knock-Knock Jokes)
(In Malay)
A: Jam apa yang bau?
B: Apa?
A: Jamban.

(In English)

A: What clock is smelly?
B: What?
A: Toilet (Jamban)
Jamban by Vince0110 January 1, 2022
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When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
Jamtangle by SirGreg January 3, 2017
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Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
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To have anal sex in a bathtub while drinking Jameson whiskey. And after the act of anal the bottle must enter her vaginal region, and the bottle must be drunk from.
"I had a great Jambathe with Abbi last night!"
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jamba juice engineer 

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Coulie jambon 

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass
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A boss; A really cool person; A G6 just pimpin errybody
The jamang made a burger with no hands.
Jamang by jamang slam1 January 19, 2011
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