jamaican dutch

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

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jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

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cold jamal

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo

ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.

cold jamal by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022

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Jamaican Spray Park

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

Jamaican Spray Park by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

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Jamaiphile.

A person who greatly admire and love all the progressiness of Jamaica, history and culture with a rich fondness for Jamaicans.

Every time John talks about sports or food he is always bragging about how Jamaicans like Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the World and Jerk chicken is the most delicious dish, its like he worships Jamaica, he is such a Jamaiphile.

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Jamaiphile.

A person who greatly admire and love all the progressiness of Jamaica, history and culture with a rich fondness for Jamaicans.

Every time John talks about sports or food he is always bragging about how Jamaicans like Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the World and Jerk chicken is the most delicious dish, its like he worships Jamaica, he is such a Jamaiphile.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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