Jamaican Tea 

Uncommon slang term for marijuana, derived from the plant cannabis sativa (usally strains grown in jamaica). The term derives from marijuana being an important part of Jamaican culture, with such pop culture icons as Bob Marley and Snoop Dogg being avid consumers of the substance.

Person 1: "What did you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I rolled up a fat one with some o' dat Jamaican Tea mate, couldn't feel my legs after the first hit."

Jamaican Tea by Bob Marley's Fat Ganja Tips September 11, 2017

Jamaican Iced Tea 

Jamaican Iced Tea is made in a three step process.

1) Put a chew in your lip, and spit into a bottle.

2) Late at night, when you have to take a piss, rather than go to the bathroom, pee in the spitter.

3) Let it sit for a few days.

Keep in mind, there is a certain protocol to follow when disposing of a Jamaican Iced Tea.

Ben Mann just disposed of a full case of Jamaican Iced Teas this morning.

Jamaican Iced Tea by BenMann May 27, 2009

Jamaican Bobsled Team 

A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.

Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.

"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"

"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."

Jamaican Bobsled Team by P Banger February 15, 2010

jamaican bobsled team 

v.
similar to a tobagon

the act of four black guys gangbanging a chick on top of a staircase and then riding her down.

The hooker asked, "Would you negros care for a jamaican bobsled team?"

jamaican bobsled team by yea bro August 10, 2007

Jamaican Bobsled Team 

While hooking up with a chick, drop a huge log on her chest and then titty fuck her with it

Oh man so I was watching Cool Runnings with my girl and I asked her if she's ever been introduced to the Jamaican Bobsled Team, she replied no, so I went ahead and fulfilled her wildest dreams.

Jamaican Bobsled Team by blimRU February 27, 2011

jamaica bobsleigh team 

SANKA YEH DEAD MAN!! YEAH MAN

possibly the funniest movie out

Mitch3rd

we are the jamaica bobsleigh team

jamaica bobsleigh team by Mitch3rd December 20, 2017

Jamaica's got a bobsled team 

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an

Cool Runnings.

Jamaica's got a bobsled team by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004