Definitions by hmm-spicy

jalapenis 

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

jalapenis by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020