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Jalapenis
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When the
remnants
of jalapenos are on the
hand
of someone that is
giving head
and the guys penis is suddenly set ablaze
When
my girl
and I talked about
spicing
up our sex
life
I was not thinking about a jalapenis!
Jalapenis
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craftypineapple
January 23, 2013
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