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When a really stupid person is trying to be funny for the sake of having friends, asks for an object but ends up calling it something really retarded, like them.
Hey, pass me my jakoot.

Hey that's my jakoot
Jakoot by The_Use_Of January 9, 2017
Words you can keep
A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.
JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."
jabootu by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005
Related Words
A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes
That kid is a jahoot
jahoot by Plugins January 21, 2016
Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020
A pimple that's inside of a penis.
Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.
Jalooty by Fred522 July 31, 2019
1.) An extremely feminine and openly homosexual psychopath from the anime Inuyasha.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.
Yes, Jakotsu is gay. Get the fuck over it.
Jakotsu by Annoyed ASMB Member June 13, 2005
Pronounced: JABOOTy.
Software engineering jargon for a poorly designed framework. Stands for Just A Bunch Of Other Things Thrown Together.
"This isn't a real project. It's JABOOTy(JABOOT3)!
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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