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Jakey Wakey 

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A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt
Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!
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Jakey-Wakey 

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A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!
Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS
Jakey-Wakey by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake 

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A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
Wakey Wakey hands off Jake by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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jake wakely 

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A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.
Wow that kid is such a jake wakely
jake wakely by Panda Coll August 6, 2017
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jacey wacey 

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A willy head that likes fish but some how hates tomatoes with a passion.
Ew i hate tomatoes

Omg you jacey wacey
jacey wacey by Vika Boca August 18, 2021
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Wake & Jake 

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Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.
I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.
Wake & Jake by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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