A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.
Jadentard is an autistic child who has the skill to become a little bastard who knows only a gang leader sees them for blaming the fictitious jaden is causing him to be a spaz needing a fucking good hiding!