JadeTard
An e-dater who's obsessing over a girl. Usually the e-dater a trans/femboy with 0 outside life. Another term for JadeTard is Archet.
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Jaketard
A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.
Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?
Jaketard by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020
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Jadentard is an autistic child who has the skill to become a little bastard who knows only a gang leader sees them for blaming the fictitious jaden is causing him to be a spaz needing a fucking good hiding!
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