Skip to main content

Jake Locker 

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
Jake Locker by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next