Jake E

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A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.

Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.

Jake E by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019

Jake E. Lee

Guitarist who replaced Randy Rhoads in Ozzy Osbourne`s band at the end of 1982 after temporary guitarist Brad Gilles left to rejoin Night Ranger. Jake E. Lee wrote and performed on Bark At The Moon and The Ultimate Sin after which he left to form his own band Badlands with Ray Gillen, Eric Singer and Greg Chaisson. after Badlands split in 1993 Jake went on to form Wicked Alliance with World War III vocalist Mandy Lion. In 1996 Jake released his first solo album "A Fine Pink Mist" which consisted of mainly instrumental songs. In 2005 Jake relented another album "Retraced" which consisted of cover songs from the 1960s.
Recently Jake played on the latest Enuff Z`Nuff album Dissonance and is said to be forming another band with musicians from Las Vegas.

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Jake E. Lee by Thunder Of Ozz March 13, 2009

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A better Minecraft username

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jake english

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.

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gay british prostitute

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Jake ellis

Jake is the guy who would freak out over you moving the desk in class, jake trys to burn every thing when he gets mad and you eventually. Jake is delusional and has a bad hair cut

guy 1 : do you see that guy over there?
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Jake is a guy that is delusional and has a bad hair cut

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Jake Eli

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.

I wish I knew Jake Eli.
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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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