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A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
Jake E by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019

Jake E. Lee 

Guitarist who replaced Randy Rhoads in Ozzy Osbourne`s band at the end of 1982 after temporary guitarist Brad Gilles left to rejoin Night Ranger. Jake E. Lee wrote and performed on Bark At The Moon and The Ultimate Sin after which he left to form his own band Badlands with Ray Gillen, Eric Singer and Greg Chaisson. after Badlands split in 1993 Jake went on to form Wicked Alliance with World War III vocalist Mandy Lion. In 1996 Jake released his first solo album "A Fine Pink Mist" which consisted of mainly instrumental songs. In 2005 Jake relented another album "Retraced" which consisted of cover songs from the 1960s.
Recently Jake played on the latest Enuff Z`Nuff album Dissonance and is said to be forming another band with musicians from Las Vegas.
Jake E. Lee by Thunder Of Ozz March 13, 2009

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 by Sykq April 21, 2021

jake english 

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.
Jake English did nothing wrong.

jake english 

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
jake english by crabify October 2, 2021

Jake ellis 

Jake is the guy who would freak out over you moving the desk in class, jake trys to burn every thing when he gets mad and you eventually. Jake is delusional and has a bad hair cut
guy 1 : do you see that guy over there?
Guy 2 : he looks like a Jake ellis he seems pretty delusional and has a bad haircut
Jake is a guy that is delusional and has a bad hair cut
Jake ellis by supasoaker31 November 2, 2018

Jake Eli 

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.
I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best
Jake Eli by Chloe Ross February 15, 2018
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