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Jake's non existent pp 

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.
Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

Jake's penis 

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.
"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"
Jake's penis by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019

Jake's Law 

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).
We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.
Jake's Law by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Jake's Memes 

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities
Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right
Jake's Memes by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019

Jake's mom 

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore
Jake's mom by Mrppman April 27, 2020

Jake’s Dilemma 

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”
Jake’s Dilemma by Fish20 February 17, 2023
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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