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has an ENORMOUS cock. It's bigger than Sean's. But he wishes he could bench press 120kg like Sean. Sean's so strong and sexc. Jaindu wishes he was like Sean; except "downstairs" if ygm ;) Jaindu gets car sick but specifically cars only like not on buses or like trams or motorcycles (or vans-ish) idk why bro.
"OH SHIT, Jaindu just ran over this 10-year-old with his lawnmower."
"Jaindu. Why did u just trip that little boy holding the ice-cream in one hand and a balloon in the other? He was going to give that ice-cream to his sister cuz iss her birthday!!!"
"Jaindu. What's that bulge in pants??"
Jaindu by Shaun Poo December 2, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Jindu is a brown boy from Toronto that looks Hindu. Jindus usually have no forehead.
Cyrus is a Jindu
Jindu by Tayk47 January 11, 2018
Related Words
Jaindu Janidu Javindu jaidu jindu Jahndude jaiduce Jaidun jaidutta jainjuk
A person who has the ability to conquer the universe and make the gods and the demons as his subjects.
He will become JAIDUTTA one day.
jaidutta by Dr. History guy May 2, 2018
A mysterious, controlled & surprisingly sweet individual.
Jaidu by Vingi the lil birdy November 15, 2021
Jainul is the bestest person you'd ever meet. He's smart, sexy and has the most charming personality. You'll never find a friend better than Jainul.
Isn't he charming?
Yes, he is Jainul
Jainul by WoohooJess November 23, 2021
One who eats no pork or beef, keeping a Jewish/Hindu diet.
"I don't eat pork or beef. I'm a Jindu.
jindu by andrewk_az June 22, 2011
A not-so-common term used to describe a scrupulousnerd who trusts people, is very docile and more often than not, a loser. Can be preceded an adjective to more accurately describe a person. A jandu knows all the dirty tricks but as a principle, plays it straight.
My physicist friend John is such a jandu, his co-researchers unabashedly published his work without his name on the paper!

jandu by Green Sham January 16, 2009
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