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A not-so-common term used to describe a scrupulousnerd who trusts people, is very docile and more often than not, a loser. Can be preceded an adjective to more accurately describe a person. A jandu knows all the dirty tricks but as a principle, plays it straight.
My physicist friend John is such a jandu, his co-researchers unabashedly published his work without his name on the paper!
jandu by Green Sham January 16, 2009
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Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021
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jandu • jandurin • jandals • jandy • jandles • jandre • janda • jand • Jandi • jander

JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

gave it some jandal 

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.
Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."
gave it some jandal by SirDunny March 11, 2014
Batman: Udah kau nonton film terbaru ku?
Robin: Jancuk lo! baru bikin film baru ga ngajak-ngajak
jancuk by Betman September 3, 2016
A Half Man Half Pengiun! ( Note: This is not an inside joke!)
I went to the zoo and saw a Jabdul
Jabdul by NonToxic November 21, 2014

Janguear 

To "hang out." This is really the English expression 'hang out,' but Nuyoricans have given it a spanish pronunciation, thereby creating a new Puerto Rican slang word.
"Oye, yo estoy aburrido, vamos a janguear."
"Yo, I'm bored, lets go hang out."
Janguear by Otoniel January 8, 2005
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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