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Jahtu is a funny and peaceful person, who though very easy going can become irritable to stupidity.
Jahtu is pretty much your go to person if you ever want no judgment!
Jahtu by Libgirl November 23, 2021
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A Jathu is a very honourable and loyal person.He is one of the most friendly and loyal friend you will ever see but if you get on his bad side you may face the consequences.He gives people a lot of trust and gives you multiple chances and is very lenient towards everyone. Overall, Jathu's make and gets along with everyone.
Jathu is a treasure
Jathu by NamesDefine.org December 4, 2021
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Jahtu jahnus Jaytucky jahaun jahquan jahti Jahtrell jahtziry Jathu jathushan
Latin for the head of a penis (bellend)
Also Swedish for Dinosaur fucker
That guy is a jahitu
Jahitu by Coreylad March 4, 2019
The wonderful man who empowers us to do great things.
Yep, it's Jahsus.
Jahsus by Bendew July 20, 2020
A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

JAHRuleU 

JAHRuleU A Rasta of the free online RPG the Kingdom of Loathing created by jick.

n. a clean dreaded hippy
JAHRuleU uses his moxie to steal your pants while splifing up Trade, all without you noticing.
JAHRuleU by Lag Monster January 17, 2005
Internet slang

an abbreviation for "just a heads up"
Your crazy ex-girlfriend is headed your way jahu

Jahu, If you keep drinking like that youre gunna be showing everyone your niagara falls impression
jahu by Ryan..the kid February 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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