Calendar system containing 13 months. January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, Urbanuary, August, September, October, November, December.

Follows more closely the moon cycles. All months have 28 days, there is one day at end of year called Jayday which is in no month. Every four years there are two Jaydays to stay in line with leap year of the Gregorian calendar.

I will be taking the month of Urbanuary off please refer back to the Jagorian calendar for more info.

That happens only on the second Jayday of the week.

Jagorian by Jay Urbanski April 15, 2007

Related Words

Jagzor • Jagdorf • jagnormous • Jagor • Jagorean • Jagori • Jagorian • jazoria • Jazzorcism

Jagorean

A guy who needs to calm down and he can be nice sometimes and feels bad after a fight

That guy is a Jagorean

Jagorean by ihulwqfghdwffdhgfvhjdvhjufvil March 24, 2023

Jazzorcism

When a person covers a song, but removes all the soul from it.

Did you watch the game last night? Yah! Fucking Fergie performed a jazzorcism on the National Anthem.

Jazzorcism by Jeff Devoe August 24, 2019

Jagdorf

A jerk off who is very small in stature

Jagdorf: Little people in cars, driving in the forest

Jagdorf by D-Fresh1234 July 15, 2009

jagnormous

An extremely large object, much bigger than enormous.

Hey Cus, Did you see the size of that bone your dog was munchin' on? It was 'jagnormous'!!!

jagnormous by Shagger Ranks December 20, 2010

Jagor

The biggest legend in universe.

Example of a legend-"This situation is legendary just like Jagor!"

Jagor by anonymous November 21, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026