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A jaggal is a beast from the mountains of Lebanon who lives off shawarma and is stronger than the most sigma of males. People like Fares Karam are examples of jaggals.
A jaggal doesn't see a doctor the doctor sees a jaggal.
Jaggal by jaggal_961 March 13, 2022
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Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.
Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!
Jaggal Meat by Miniz March 15, 2007

d’jiggalis 

loose hanging skin that jiggles, that develops after extreme weight loss
Look at that d’jiggalis move as he walks!
d’jiggalis by thedoctor July 1, 2020

juggalo holacost 

1) How juggalos, in their sad ignorance, think juggalo holocaust is spelled.
"a juggalo holacost is a whole bunch of fucking retards who actually think that just because we paint our faces and fuck dead bitches that we deserve to die"

"I'm sorry, did you seriously just claim we're wrong to hate on you for your love of necrophilia? And that's your argument AGAINST a juggalo holocaust?"
juggalo holacost by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012
replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term
maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon
jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015

Juggalo Banana Peel 

A used and discarded feminine hygiene pad, typically found business side up on the sidewalk near the entrance to an Insane Clown Posse (or other Juggalo related) event.
Dude, I was loading my amp into the club next door to the Kottonmouth Kings show, and I almost slipped on a Juggalo Banana Peel.

jagganabba 

1.A retarded racist
2.a person who cant make an ethnic or racist slur
That guy is such a jagganabba, he called an asian "black"
jagganabba by Riley Sousa April 4, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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