Jagerfile

a term used to stop the divulging of embarrassing details from the night (or nights) before, when one was blackout drunk and out of control. Made in reference to the way that Jagermeister can cause one to black out, similarly saying that the Jagerfile blackens out the memory of the previous evening(s)

Guy 1: Dude, you were wasted last night. You totally...

Guy 2: Jagerfile.

Guy 1: Aww... Fine, never mind.

Jagerfile by avenged187 May 28, 2012

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Jagerfail

A fail achieved whilst intoxicated on Jagermeister

He was dancing last night.. Jagerfail

Jagerfail by MrE84 July 24, 2009

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jagerfail

when you have too many jagers the night before and it causes a feeling of general apathy often accompanied by several very pungent doses of the shits.

Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, had a bad case of jagerfail this morning after all those free bombs last night.

jagerfail by reckless-abandon September 16, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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