Jagerfail
He was dancing last night.. Jagerfail
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jagerfail
when you have too many jagers the night before and it causes a feeling of general apathy often accompanied by several very pungent doses of the shits.
Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, had a bad case of jagerfail this morning after all those free bombs last night.
jagerfail by reckless-abandon September 16, 2011
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Jagerfail • Jagerfile • Jägertainting • jägermain • Jagerball • Jägerwalk • juggerfail • Jäger-aid • Jager Face • Jager Field
jägermain
jägermain by ScarydumpTruck April 2, 2017
Jagerball
The greatest drink ever invented. Half jagermeister, half fireball. It is exploding in popularity on the West Coast and will surely become an international sensation. Invented on a chilly San Francisco evening and eternalized in glory after a rambunctious night out.
I remember the good old days when only people on the contract knew what a jagerball was and we would consume one on a weekly basis with a nice cold / occasionally warm Tecate.
Jagerball by Firemeister June 11, 2016
juggerfail
juggerfail by thinair24 November 8, 2011
Jagerfile
a term used to stop the divulging of embarrassing details from the night (or nights) before, when one was blackout drunk and out of control. Made in reference to the way that Jagermeister can cause one to black out, similarly saying that the Jagerfile blackens out the memory of the previous evening(s)
Guy 1: Dude, you were wasted last night. You totally...
Guy 2: Jagerfile.
Guy 1: Aww... Fine, never mind.
Guy 2: Jagerfile.
Guy 1: Aww... Fine, never mind.
Jagerfile by avenged187 May 28, 2012
Jägertainting
A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.
Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...
Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...
"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?
I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."
I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."
Jägertainting by final exit radio August 15, 2010
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