IDefinedSomethingHere's definitions

Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)

Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*

by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019

Karen

She took the fucking kids

Karen i.e.
Husband: can we vaccinate our child?
Karen: I'm taking the kids

by IDefinedSomethingHere April 11, 2019