Jade-faced 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

Jade-faced by Penguin in a Bowl October 15, 2009

Jakefaced 

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.

Ah man I'm so excited I'm getting jakefaced tonight!

Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

Jakefaced 

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.

Ah man I am going to get jakefaced tonight!

Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018