Jade-faced

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated, while at the same time being extremely attractive.

--dude, you better slow down with those shots

--but im celebrating getting a modeling contract!

--i guess your gonna get Jade-faced tonight

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--OMG IM TOTALLY JADE-FACED!!!

--that girl is way too ugly to be jade-faced

Jade-faced by Penguin in a Bowl October 15, 2009

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Jakefaced

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.

Ah man I'm so excited I'm getting jakefaced tonight!

Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

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Jakefaced

To be so keen to get a line inside you, you're prepared to slam your bare face against the soap dispenser without a note and snort away ending up with a face like a powdered doughnut.

Ah man I am going to get jakefaced tonight!

Jakefaced by Jakefaced_all_the_way September 19, 2018

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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