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Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too
Oh no run and hide its Jacob T
Jacob T by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020

Jacob Tornosky 

A little prick who drives a kawasaki 85cc and is always stuck in third gear.....

Assblaster2000 was here
Arctic cat is amazing and kawasaki 85cc suck

Im only in third gear said Jacob Tornosky

Jacob told me to say it 

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.
"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."
Jacob told me to say it by nigerius September 17, 2006

jacob the jewler 

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling
ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.

jacob taylor 

A very attractive person with a huge dick and is a pro at many sexual acts
jacob taylor by Very reliable source September 21, 2021

Jacob The Prophet 

aka Jacob Lohr is a Business Owner/Actor/Rapper/Fragrance and Clothing designer who is considered by many as the best white battle rapper ever next to Eminem. He emerges from Ozark,Mo and Tulsa, Ok. He's scored points by staying true to his race and own clothing style and slang. He gained a major popularity in the North Side Tulsa Projects as he became a regular on the hip-hop battle scene and earned his respect in the streets for being honest and creative to make himself accepted in the Urban Black community. His material is clearly never pre-written and his ability to remember word for word what his opponents say about him became a known part of his skill. The Tulsa Hip Hop Shop is always packed when he is scheduled to battle against rival emcees. People come just to hear his flow and hardcore lines. Jacob is the best friend of Actor, Rapper, Model Sam Sarpong. Jacob is going to be working in 6 up and comming films. As of November 1,2010 he has started work with his group the Mid West Boyz on their debut album wich has appearances from Nick Cannon, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, Marcus., ciara, and tech 9 to name a few. When completed they will set off on a national tour to promote the Album. Jacob owns his own indie label with distribution through Nick Cannons label.
" I never gave a fuck what black America thought of me. I just wanted to rap. My mentality is like this...I am harder than you and I have been through more than you. You're not going to get the best of me, yet alone beat me" Jacob The Prophet on his career and battles
Jacob The Prophet by HipHopRadioNYC November 29, 2010

jacob tremblay 

jacob tremblay is a really cute guy who will always be there for you when you need it to most. his laugh brightens the room and so does his smile. he is most likely to marry a woman named stella
jacob tremblay is hot
jacob tremblay will marry a woman named stella
jacob tremblay by slothlover204 November 2, 2020
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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