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Bad case of diarrhea, pile/bag of shit.
Trash and/or gassy
I went and threw away my jackzen.
Man, do I have a bad case of jackzen!
Jackzen by KKId March 2, 2015
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The worst person to exist. If you encounter a Jackzen then you will want to avoid "him" at all costs
Oh no! It's a Jackzen!
Jackzen by Buttsucker6969 October 9, 2019
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Sick Jacken 

A paranoid rapper. This guy is heavily related to Cypress Hill, but his solo work is often based around death. Sick Jacken has a slower, but powerful flow, and his lyrics are paranoid and gruesomely vivid. His voice is similar to B-Real. Check him out.
Here are two of Sick Jacken's albums that I recommend you cop:
The Legend of the Mask and the Assassin = (W/ DJ Muggs)
Stray Bullets
Sick Jacken by Deadd77 January 8, 2012
Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.
Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
Jacken by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020
same as a jackday except over the course of a weekend. Therefore, no human contact of any kind for more than 2 hours in a 48-hour period. Or in the case of long weekends, 2 hours in a 72-hour period or 3 hours in a 96-hour period.

You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.

If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions
Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"

Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."
jackend by jackask September 4, 2012

JacKenway 

JacKenway belongs to the Kenway Family.He's hot, brown and lives in UK. He's a cool guy with 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's the last known member of the Assassins who's still fkin high and alive. Pro in Football(Not American Shit) and Basketball. Big Fan of Miles Away and Manchester City is his life
Hey, I saw that God JacKenway kissing a girl down the alley

JacKenway can play for MCFC, u know!
JacKenway by Shooterah November 3, 2019
A fine honey with an ass that can blow you away
Wow look at Jacksen go, Damn.
Jacksen by renaem19 March 19, 2019
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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