jackson pollack 

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

jackson pollack by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Jackson pollack 

extreme diarrhea

dude, i have to Jackson Pollack really bad, but i'm at my girlfriends house . . . shit

it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.

Jackson pollack by beadsandark May 19, 2009

Jackson Pollock 

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

Jackson Pollock by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

Jackson Pollock 

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

Jackson Pollock by greddm August 13, 2011

The Jackson Pollock 

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

The Jackson Pollock by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Jackson Polack 

www.polackia.net

Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

Jackson Polack by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

jackson pollock face paint 

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

jackson pollock face paint by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020