2 definitions by Musclepants

ted nugent

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.

Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006