Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.
by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023
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by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
Get the Jackson Pollock mug.Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
by greddm August 13, 2011
Get the Jackson Pollock mug.When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
Get the The Jackson Pollock mug.While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020
Get the jackson pollock face paint mug.A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face
by OnionDefinitions October 23, 2020
Get the Windy Jackson Pollock mug.A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.
by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008
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