Jacksmarv

It can mean anything

Man: om that person is a flownzer
Dude: im going to jacksmarv that flawszter
Man: huh?
Dude i pawnzered that jacksmarving noob
Mister: AWW IM JACKSMARVED!

by Dr. Jacksmarv October 11, 2008

JackMarlow

If you call someone a JackMarlow it could mean a massive pussy and gay don. A JackMarlow is usually found in Dunmow and sucks cock for a fiver.

Person 1: your a right JackMarlow
Person 2: fuck off I ain’t gay

by C0dyHill April 13, 2020

Jackmar

A very rare beautiful fun girl, who likes to have a good time. She is very athletic, likes to dance, and can sing. She can make you laugh, and is very outgoing, and optimistic. A Jackmar has a great figure, and great hair. If you meet a Jackmar consider yourself lucky.

John: "That girl is perfect"
Mark: "What did you expect with a name like Jackmar?"

by Vamplifegorgeous January 25, 2015

Jacksnarf

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw

i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food

by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

jackshart

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.

My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking

by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006

jackslaverne

jack is super good at edits!! If you follow, or herd of him you would know. jack has really improved through the time he has been in zoe lavernes fandom, zoe is a famous tiktoker and instagrammer. she has millions of fans that look up to her.

“that edit is super good!!” - a person seeing jacks edit off of zoes story
“that’s jackslaverne, he’s really talented!” -a zoe fanpage

by ab0101 November 4, 2019